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If famous characters throughout time had Jewish mothers...
MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'After all the money your father and I spent on
Braces, this you call a smile?'
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
'I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call,
You didn't write...'
THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Okay, so I'm proud that you invented the electric
Light bulb. Now turn it off already and go to sleep!'
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Your senior photograph and you couldn't have done
Something with your hair?'
BILL GATES' JEWISH MOTHER:
'It would have killed you to become a doctor?'
BILL CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Well, at least she was a nice Jewish girl.