My daughter
My daughter just walked into the living room and said:
"Dad, cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop..
Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house".
Well, she didn't exactly put it like that…
Actually she said, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."
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